What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Knock knock.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A lot eh?

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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