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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Women.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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