A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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