Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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knock knock come in !

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Communism hehe xd

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Guest what in the butt

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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