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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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