- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Honk if you're Amish!

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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