a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Honk if you're Amish!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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