Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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penis. nuff said.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What is the name of the car? What

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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