- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

who is not good looking? mon morello

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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