There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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