Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Camerons hair is Curly..

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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