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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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