Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Womens rights

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

womens rights.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Anti Joke

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