- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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