What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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