- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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