- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Roses are red, yup.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

child labor

Your mother is average.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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