- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Your mom is so old she died

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

what is 3+3= 8

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