Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why are white people white? I don't know

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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