- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why are white people white? I don't know

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

A baby seal walks into a club.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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