- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What fires shots? A gun

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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