"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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HELLO EVERYONE

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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