What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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PENIS :)

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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