- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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