- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

How many light bulbs? 1

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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