An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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