- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Women's rights.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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