- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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