the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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No!

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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