There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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