Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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