What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What's red and can sing? Elmo

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Women's rights.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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