Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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matt is fat

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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no.

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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