roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

G:nock nock B:come in!

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

who is really lanky? james cornish

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

whats hairy and crys your mom

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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