Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Guess what? I like trains.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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