- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

who is really lanky? james cornish

G:nock nock B:come in!

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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