What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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