Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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