- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

You should read the Terms of Service.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

God is real.

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