Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Obama = ebola

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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