How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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One, two, three, four and five

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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