Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Horse.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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