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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

black people

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

The Oakland Raiders

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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