- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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