Robin get in the batmobile!

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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