- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Anti Jokes = Drained

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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