A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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