what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Do the roar!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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