- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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