Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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