- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

it was all Tagart

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A man did not like this site

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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