Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Swag.

What's the difference between a duck?

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Andoni was here

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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