why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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