A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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