What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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