- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Your face is hilarious.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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