- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

Pickles are moist.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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