- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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