What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

I dont have a girlfriend

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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