- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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