A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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