A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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UN

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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what is 3+3= 8

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Choir.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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