- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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