- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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