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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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