- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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