- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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