- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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