- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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