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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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