- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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