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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face