- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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