Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Urban ghettos

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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