why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

My spelling is horrible

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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