- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

No

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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