- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

why did the blue berry cross the road

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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