What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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