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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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