How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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