Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Boner

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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