what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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