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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

whats brown and sticky a stick

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A American seeking into mexico

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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