What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Pain Olympics.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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