How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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