What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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