- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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