- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

steven hawking walks into a bar

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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