5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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