- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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