- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

So a bar walks into a man...

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

matt is fat

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