Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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