- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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