- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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