- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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