- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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