- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Tilt your screen back .

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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