- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

13 =B you just learned something

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Whats worse than suicide? death

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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