- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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