What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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Wait! hundred billions!

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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