- Anti Joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.