Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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