What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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like if your cool

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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