- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

im @ work, LOL.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

George W. Bush

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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