- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Tall asians

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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