Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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The Princess is in another castle

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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