- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

One, two, three, four and five

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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