Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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