- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

NEVER

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

i like it in the mouth

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

the economy.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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