Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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