- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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