A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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