- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

My Boyfriend

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

I have a horse.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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