What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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