Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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