poo

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

I love pissing people off :P

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Blacks

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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