There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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