Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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