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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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