- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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