- Anti Joke

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?