What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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