Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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test test

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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