I will create more jobs for americans

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

David Cameron

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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