What's 9+10? 19

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Andoni was here

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

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