What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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