Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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A man did not like this site

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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