What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Maths.

Roses are red Im adopted

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

An anti-joke

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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