- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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