- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

God is real.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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