How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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A lot eh?

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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