- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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