knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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school homewrok

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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womens rights.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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