- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

i saw amango it splootered

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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