- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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