Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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