Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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