What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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