- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A drunk guy walks into a car

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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