What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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