a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

like if your cool

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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