- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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