- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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