- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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