A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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