Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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