- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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