What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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