"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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12/23/2012

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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