Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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