- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A house comes around the corner.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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