roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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