A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Ross.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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