Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Anti Joke

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