- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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