whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

how much fish could a chicken

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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