Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Roses are red Im adopted

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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