If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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